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olitPM
#11
Feb 22, 2010 2:55 PM
Non-member Joined: Apr 02, 2008
Posts: 9
Come on boys thats pretty easy
Coherence in linguistics is what makes a text semantically meaningful. It is especially dealt with in text linguistics. Coherence is achieved through syntactical features such as the use of deictic, anaphoric and cataphoric elements or a logical tense structure, as well as presuppositions and implications connected to general world knowledge. The purely linguistic elements that make a text coherent are subsumed under the term cohesion .
Last edited by: olit Feb 22, 2010 2:56 PM
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#12
Feb 22, 2010 3:51 PM
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Well here you go find it:

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."
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#13
Feb 23, 2010 5:24 AM
[GTV] Pigna ADMIN - ELITE TEAM - Joined: Sep 09, 2008
Posts: 13
Wow Oli, this sound sentence very professional. My english is too little to understanding of the intrinsic meaning but i agree with you.

Reepo was you sleep with Susan ?
Susan its a nice girl ? Susan have big boobs ?
Reepo i love Susan .....

Sorry Reepo i am choerent, i like women and dont like you ......:*
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#14
Feb 23, 2010 8:22 AM
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:PC'mon Oli your just making that up...
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#15
Feb 23, 2010 11:07 AM
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Ok i understand Pigna your English is small but your heart is big... So i dedicade this joke to you my friend...:

An Italian Man Gets One Wish

An Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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#16
Feb 23, 2010 11:36 AM
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How can you tell the difference between a Finnish introvert and a Finnish extrovert?

When he's talking to you a Finnish introvert looks at his feet. A Finnish extrovert looks at yours!
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#17
Feb 23, 2010 12:30 PM
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Well Fwanko dedicade this to you:

An Englishman asked an Irishman to show him the biggest building in an Irish town.

"There it is now" said the Irishman, "isn't it a fine structure entirely?"

"Is that your biggest building?" asked the Englishman.

"Why back in England we have buildings over a hundred times the size of that!"

"I'm not surprised," said the Irishman,"that's the local lunatic asylum."
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#18
Feb 23, 2010 1:11 PM
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Yeah thats where we house all the cRaZy FINNISH IMMIGRANTS.
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#19
Feb 23, 2010 1:45 PM
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Fwank you are ruining this new peace as you joined this so you want war? Joining hate clans is something what goes totally outside of everything as this guy attack verbally against my children on some blogs and now you joined his clan great!!!???!!!:http://www.gametracker.com/clan/m2)/ this link doesnt work so plz copy and paste it. It seems last )/ dont fit in...
Fwank joined clan Association Anti Reepo
olitPM
#20
Feb 23, 2010 2:05 PM
Non-member Joined: Apr 02, 2008
Posts: 9
Reepo your link does'nt work.
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